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#1 2025-01-12 00:04:26
- Jai Ganesh
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Beautician Jokes - II
Q: What do you call a cat that wears make up?
A: Glamourpuss.
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Q: What do you call a good hair stylist?
A: A shear delight.
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Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A: Mas-scare-a.
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Q: Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy. What brands your makeup?
A: Crayola maybe.
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Q: Why does a girl wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means Stop.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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