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- Jai Ganesh
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Chef Jokes - III
Q: Why did the chef quit?
A: They cut his celery.
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Q: What music do chefs play in the kitchen?
A: Wok N Roll.
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Q: How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?
A: First, invade ze kitchen.
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Q: What day to eggs hate the most?
A: On Fry Day.
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Q: Why did the chef shave the peaches?
A: Because the recipe called for nectarines!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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