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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Clock Jokes - I

Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds.
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Q: When do men/women drink alcohol?
A: Wine O'Clock.
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Q: Why did Mr. Karl buy so many clocks?
A: Because time is money.
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Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.
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Q: What's the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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