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Jai Ganesh

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Clock Jokes - II

Q: What kind of bugs live in clocks?
A: Ticks!
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Q: What did the German clock maker say to the clock that only went "tick tick tick"?
A: Vee haf vays to make you tock.
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Q: What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle?
A: An extra hour of rain.
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Q: What farm animal keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
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Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).
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