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Q: What does a baby computer calls its father?
A: Obsolete.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
A: The Netcracker suite.
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Q: What does a king computer do?
A: Execute his programs!
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Q: Why won't people take their iPhones to the bathroom?
A: Because they don't want to give away their IP address!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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