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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 50,130

Construction Jokes

Q: What are the only two seasons in the Midwest?
A: Winter and Construction.
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Q: Why did the construction worker dip his finger in blue ink?
A: To get a blue print.
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Q: Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh sorry I'm still working on it.
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Q: How do construction workers party?
A: They raise the roof.
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Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw!
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