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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Diet Jakes - III

Q: What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?
A: A desserter.
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Doctor, I think I'm Bipolar! (Why's That?)
Because I hate to get fat but I love to eat.
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Q: Why do people on a diet eat TV dinners?
A: So they could watch what they eat!
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Q: When should you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
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Q: What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale?
A: A balanced meal.
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