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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Disney Jokes - III

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol?
A: Jungle Bells!
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Q: Why was Cinderella so very bad at soccer?
A: Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach!
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Q: Why does peter pan fly?
A: 'Cause he never never lands.
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Q: Why do people go to Disneyland?
A: So they can get a little goofy!
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Q: Why did Arlo help Spot cross the road?
A: Because he was "The Good Dinosaur".
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