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Jai Ganesh

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Disney Jokes - XIV

Q: What is Captain Hooks favorite restaurant?
A: Arrrgh-by's.
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Q: Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
A: From the second hand store.
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Q: Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?
A: Because the carton said concentrate.
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Q: Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?
A: Because he was horse.
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Q: What kind of makeup does Mulan wear?
A: Mulan Rouge.
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