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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Farmer Jokes - I

Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
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Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A: Because he was out standing in his field!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A: A transfarmer.
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Q: What day do potatoes hate the most?
A: Fry-day!
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Q: What farm animal keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
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