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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Grandpa Jokes

Q: Why do Grandpas smile all the time?
A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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Q: Why did grandpa put wheels on her rocking chair?
A: He wanted to rock and roll!
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The other day I went to the ATM and this old man asked if I could check his balance, so I pushed him over.
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A reporter was interviewing a 103 year-old great grandfather: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 103?" the reporter asked.
He simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.