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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Lawer Jokes - V

Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.
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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only drags blood at night.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
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Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
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