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#1 2025-03-24 00:19:47
- Jai Ganesh
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Lawer Jokes - VIII
Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement?
A: A whine cellar.
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Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Your honor.
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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 30?
A: A lawyer.
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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 80?
A: Your honor.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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