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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Lawer Jokes - X

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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Q: When lawyers die, why don't vultures them?
A: Even a vulture has taste.
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Q: How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three--one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.
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Q: Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?
A: New Jersey got first pick.
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Q: What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
A: Jewelry.
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