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#1 2025-04-02 00:03:35
- Jai Ganesh
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Lawer Jokes - XII
Q: How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Q: How was wire invented?
A: Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
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Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
A: Their personalities!
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Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: At the city morgue.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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