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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Accountant Jokes - II

Q: What do accountants do for fun?
A: Add the telephone book!
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Q: Why don't old accountants never die?
A: They just lose their balance!
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Q: What is the definition of a good tax accountant?
A: Someone who has a loophole named after him.
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Q: How do you know when an accountant is on holiday?
A: He doesn't wear a tie and comes in after 8am!
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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: The accountant knows he is boring.
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