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#1 2025-04-18 22:24:55
- Jai Ganesh
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Clock Jokes - III
Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).
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Q: What do you call a clock on the moon?
A: A lunartick.
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Q: What do you give a bad watch repairman?
A: A time out.
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Q: Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly!
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Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
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I was going to do a joke about watches and clocks , but I have not got the time.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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