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#1 2005-04-01 11:18:35
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Lone Ranger + Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.
After a few seconds he rose and said "Buffaloe come."
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed "darn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?"
Tonto replied, "Face sticky." 
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I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
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#2 2005-04-01 11:33:36
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Re: Lone Ranger + Tonto
Good one, WTF !
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#3 2005-04-01 11:35:35
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Re: Lone Ranger + Tonto
... suddenly over the hill comes 3,000 screaming indians. They circle around and around the Lone Ranger and Tonto, notching their arrows ready to fire.
The Lone Ranger says "What do we do now, Tonto?"
Tonto says "what do you mean 'we', PaleFace ...?"
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#4 2005-04-13 04:33:13
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Re: Lone Ranger + Tonto
ba dum dum tssss
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#5 2005-04-13 07:48:31
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Re: Lone Ranger + Tonto
i...dont get it
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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#6 2005-04-13 07:54:22
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Re: Lone Ranger + Tonto
thats because ur a baby
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#7 2005-04-26 01:47:02
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Re: Lone Ranger + Tonto
yes i quite agree
the allmighty spatula * want a tip* dont eat yellow snow: the meaning of life is a number and that number is 1
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#8 2005-05-08 08:08:38
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Re: Lone Ranger + Tonto
did i say that u cud join in
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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