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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Diet Jokes - I

Q: Why shouldn't you worry about gaining a few extra pounds?
A: Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Q: Did you hear about the seafood diet?
A: You see food and you eat it.
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Q: Did you hear about the Dr. DoLittle Diet?
A: You talk to food instead of eating it.
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You can't lose weight by talking about it.
You need to keep your mouth shut.
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Q: Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?
A: He'll dessert you.
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