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#1 2025-07-27 13:28:19
- Jai Ganesh
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Disney Jokes - VI
Q: Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?
A: Because he was hoarse.
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Q: What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?
A: "I'm all ears!".
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Q: What doesn't Alice like about Wonderland?
A: The drama queen of hearts.
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Q: What happens when you make Chip and Dale angry?
A: You Donald Duck for cover.
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Q: What is Mickey Mouse's favorite sport?
A: Minnie-golf!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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