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#1 2025-07-28 17:16:32
- Jai Ganesh
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Disney Jokes - VII
Q: How do you catch Chip N Dale?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into outer space?
A: He wanted to find Pluto.
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Q: Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
A: She was looking for a date.
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Q: What do you call a dancing ghost?
A: Polka-haunt-us.
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Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race?
A: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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