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#1 2025-07-29 13:34:00

Jai Ganesh
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Disney Jokes - VIII

Q: Why did Captain Hook get suspended from school?
A: For playing "Hookey".
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Q: What's Minnie's favorite thing to wear?
A: A Minnie-skirt.
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Q: Why do airplane pilots always fly past Peter Pan's home?
A: They see the sign that says Never Land.
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Q: What is Grumpy's favorite fruit?
A: Sour Grapes.
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Q: Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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