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#1 2025-07-30 16:44:46

Jai Ganesh
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Disney Jokes - X

Q: What did the Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill.
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Q: Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
A: The Lost-and-Flounder Department.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Huey, Dewey & Louie with a cow?
A: Quackers and Milk.
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Q: Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
A: He thought he might get a hole in one.
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Q: Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?
A: Because she's the fairest of them all.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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