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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Engineer Jokes

Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are all too busy trying to design the perfect light bulb.
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Q: How many consulting engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it will cost $50.
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Q: What do you call a robot you buy?
A: A robought.
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Engineers aren't boring people. We just get excited over boring things.
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Hey baby, I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.