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- Jai Ganesh
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Farmer Jokes - II
Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?
A: It turned into a field!
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Q: What do farmers use to make crop circles?
A: A Protractor.
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Q: What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!
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Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands.
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Q: What do farmers need to create crop circles?
A: A Pro-tractor.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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