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#1 2025-08-11 14:17:08

Jai Ganesh
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Farmer Jokes - VI

Q: What type of horses only go out at night?
A: Nightmares!
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Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
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Q: What did the farmer get when he crossed an owl with a goat?
A: A 'Hootinanny'.
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Q: Who takes care of the farm when the farmer is sick?
A: The farmacist (pharmacist).
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Q: Why did the lamb call the police?
A: He had been fleeced.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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