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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Farmer Jokes - VII

Q: Why was the cucumber mad?
A: Because it was in a pickle!
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Q: How did the farmer find his lost cow?
A: He tractor down.
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
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Q: What grows when fed but dies when watered?
A: Fire.
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Q: What do you give a sick horse?
A: Cough stirrup!
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