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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Hat Jokes - I

Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead and I'll hang around.
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Q: Where do crazy hat ladies live?
A: Mad-hatt-an.
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Q: Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
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Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!
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Q: What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
A: A dandy lion.
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