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Jai Ganesh

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Lawyer Jokes - IV

Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
A: No changes occur.
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Q: What's the difference between God and an attorney?
A: God doesn't think he's an attorney.
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Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers.
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Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.
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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only drags blood at night.
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