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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Lawyer Jokes - VII

Q: What do lawyers do after they die?
A: They lie still.
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Q: When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?
A: Because deep down, they're really nice guys.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement?
A: A whine cellar.
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Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Your honor.
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