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Jai Ganesh

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Lawyer Jokes - XII

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: Take your foot off his head.
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Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: No? Good!
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?
A: The bucket.
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Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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