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#1 2025-09-06 17:03:55
- Jai Ganesh
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Lawyer Jokes - XIII
Q: What do you call a spider working at a law firm?
A: A Spin Doctor.
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Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.
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Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?
A. In the cemetery.
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Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
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Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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