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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Makeup Jokes - I

Q: What kind of car does a makeup artist drive?
A: A compact car.
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Q: Why did the girl put on makeup before going to bed?
A: She wanted to get an hour of beauty sleep.
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Q: Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
A: She was trying to makeup her mind.
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Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
A: She had a make-up exam!
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Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A: Mas-scare-a.
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