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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Makeup Jokes - II

Q: What is Taylor Swift's favorite kind of makeup?
A: Shade.
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Q: Did you hear about the wife of Dr. Dre?
A: She's Straight Outta Cold Cream.
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Q: What did the Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill.
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Q: Did you see the movie about the fabulous secret agents?
A: It's called "Men In Black Eyeliner".
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Makeup helps young women improve on mother nature and older women trick father time.
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