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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Mall Jokes - I

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course.
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Q: What do you call people who sell work clothes at the mall?
A: Gangs of New York and Company.
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Q: What do you call an orange that takes over the world?
A: Orange Julius Caesar.
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Q: Why don't kittens like going to the mall?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
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