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#1 2025-09-27 13:34:50
- Jai Ganesh
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Mall Jokes - II
Q: What kind of bird likes to go shopping?
A: A Pottery Barn Owl.
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Q: What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?
A: Go on a shopping brie.
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Q: What happens when a judge gets something to eat at the mall?
A: He places an "Order in the food court".
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Q: Where do horses shop?
A: Old Neigh-vy!
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Q: Have you read the book about the mall?
A: Its called "20,000 Leagues Under the Sears".
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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