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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Mall Jokes - III

Q: What was the horse looking for at the mall?
A: A Macintosh.
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Q: What do you call a mall security guard with a military background?
A: A Navy Wet Seal.
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Q: Why don't guys like to go the mall?
A: Because its "No Country for Old Navy Men".
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Q: Where do dogs go after their tails fall off?
A: The re-tail store.
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Q: Where do you find magical gifts at the mall?
A: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Brookstone.
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