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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 52,153

Mall Jokes - IV

Q: How can you afford a middle class lifestyle on $10/hour (average pay at Walmart)?
A: By shopping at Walmart!
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Q: What does a ghost do when he's hungry?
A: Go ghost-ry shopping.
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I always get really frustrated trying to put clothes in my wardrobe.
Think I could do with some Hanger Management.
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Q: Where can you find a children's book about suits?
A: Brooks Brothers Grimm.
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Q: Where can you find overpriced junk?
A: Pier One Hundred Dollar Bills.
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