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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 52,153

Miscellaneous Jokes

Q. What is the rent collectors favorite game to play?
A. Monopoly
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Q: Why is it a good thing to date a homeless person?
A: Because you can drop them off anywhere
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Q: How do crazy people travel through to woods?
A: They take the psycho path.
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Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cause they arrrrr.
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Q: If marriage is grand what is divorce?
A: Ten grand!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.