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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Painter Jokes - I

Q: Why did Van Gogh become a painter?
A: Because he didn't have an ear for music.
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Q: Did you hear about the artist who died?
A: Too many strokes.
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Q: Where does a cow hang his paintings?
A: In a mooooseum.
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Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum?
A: They had ran out of gas a few blocks away when the police caught them, and they said, "We didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh".
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Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya.
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