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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Painter Jokes - II

Q: Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail?
A: He had a brush with the law.
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Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling?
A: I got you covered.
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Q: Why did the painter butter his toast with his fingers?
A: To feel its texture.
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Q: What do you call a mixed media artist without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
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Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?
A: With a bowl of "Surreal".
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