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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Apple Jokes - I

Q: What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A: A crab apple !
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Q: Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York ?
A: She fell for the Big Apple !
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Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A Macintosh.
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Q: Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?
A: Someone told him he should get an apple Mac.
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Q: How do you make an apple turnover?
A: Push it down hill.
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