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Jai Ganesh

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Beet Jokes - II

Q: Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?
A: They were missing a beet.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a farmer and some trendy headphones?
A: Beets by Dre.
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Q: Did you hear about the vegetable that lowers your blood pressure and increases your brain function?
A: You can't beet that.
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Q: What do you call a guy who doesn't like green veggies?
A: Someone who marches to a different beet.
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Q: What new crop did the farmer plant?
A: Beets me.
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Let's have a garden party......Lettuce turnip the beet.
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