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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Corn Jokes - I

Q: Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes?
A: Because they were too corny!
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Q: How did the tomato court the corn?
A: He whispered sweet nothings into her ear.
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Q: What did the corn say when he got complimented?
A: Aww, shucks!
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Q: What does Chuck Norris do when he wants popcorn?
A: He breathes on Nebraska!
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Q: What do you tell a vegetable after it graduates from College?
A: Corn-gratulations.
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