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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 53,289

Junk Food Jokes - I

Q: How did Reese eat her ice cream?
A: Witherspoon.
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Q: What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
A: My pizza jokes can't be topped!
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Q: How do you know your close to a Frito Lay factory?
A: Because of the chips and dip in the road.
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Q: What are the 4 major food groups?
A: Pizza, Coffee, Chocolate and Men.
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Q: Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party?
A: In queso emergency.
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