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#1 2006-10-08 03:38:19
- Devantè
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Mathematics and Alcohol
Math and Alcohol don't mix, so...PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!
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#2 2006-10-09 03:47:19
- Jai Ganesh
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Re: Mathematics and Alcohol
That was a very good one, but already in the forum in the jokes section.
Thanks, Devante`
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#3 2006-10-09 03:55:09
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Re: Mathematics and Alcohol
Hmm...should this be locked?
Oh, and you're welcome. 
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#4 2006-10-09 21:19:57
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Re: Mathematics and Alcohol
Locked? Why?
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#5 2006-10-09 21:22:03
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Re: Mathematics and Alcohol
On second thought, maybe not. So it wouldn't be a duplicate, I could edit and alter the joke a little. Any ideas?
My one:
What does someone who doesn't like maths say?
It ain't great!
(integrate)
Bad pun, I know.
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#6 2006-10-09 21:25:51
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Re: Mathematics and Alcohol
That's even worse than the first one! 
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#7 2006-10-09 21:27:15
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Re: Mathematics and Alcohol
I know. Stupid one-liners sometimes get laughs though. Good way to spot a math geek at a party. If someone laughs, they're a math geek, or a mathematician. 
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