least romantic

unique · 2006-10-13 11:54:48

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - darn, I'm good at telling lies!

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to h*ll"

WiZaRd · 2006-10-13 13:18:08

Funny

mikau · 2006-10-13 15:58:56

last one killed me, LOL! thanks for these!

unique · 2006-10-16 03:47:19

mention not.

rida · 2006-10-18 03:51:44

very funny!

unique · 2006-10-18 03:53:29

yeah...hey guys any jokes of ur own?

Devantè · 2006-10-18 03:53:40

I'll give a special prize to anyone who uses them in a real conversation.

unique · 2006-10-18 03:55:32

WiZaRd · 2006-10-21 15:04:00

how iwll you give them a Prize?

Ricky · 2006-10-21 16:11:20

The prize will be a bag of ice.

You'll need it after you get slapped in the face.

Devantè · 2006-10-24 05:21:43

I'm presuming some poor doofus has tried it.

There's sympathy for you coming in your direction!

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