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Vulcan

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Registered: 2005-04-23

Posts: 224

grand jokes

what do you call a wood pecker without a beak?
a headbanger!

ps. i will only write more jokes if requested (you might have to wait a bit)

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one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

stewie

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Registered: 2005-03-28

Posts: 820

Re: grand jokes

write more jokes, go on i dare u

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HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY 
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Roraborealis

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Registered: 2005-03-17

Posts: 1,594

Re: grand jokes

That's what this forum's for.

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School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Vulcan

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Registered: 2005-04-23

Posts: 224

Re: grand jokes

what do you call a sleeping bull?
a bulldozer!

how many duds does it take to change a lightbulb?
3 (one to hold the bulb and 2 to turn the chair around!)

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one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

MathsIsFun

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Registered: 2005-01-21

Posts: 7,711

Re: grand jokes

How many "Mr T"s does it take to change a lightbulb?

Mr T: " None! I ain't afraid o no dark, foo'! "

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"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

Mr T

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Registered: 2005-03-30

Posts: 1,012

Re: grand jokes

tis true i is only afraid of mr scrooges feathers

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I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend

Vulcan

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Registered: 2005-04-23

Posts: 224

Re: grand jokes

why did mr foo' (mr t) cross the road?

mr t:i aint croosing no road foo'!

you would if mr scrooges feathers were behind you!

mr t: aaargggggghhhhh!

splat

mr t was a nice man (not)
he got hit by a car...........

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one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

Gaia

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Registered: 2005-05-02

Posts: 29

Re: grand jokes

funnie

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as a cat, i'm safe in the water
blruff
oh great, dogfish

Vulcan

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Registered: 2005-04-23

Posts: 224

Re: grand jokes

funnie

funny is spelt funny. funny!

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one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

Zach

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Registered: 2005-03-23

Posts: 2,075

Re: grand jokes

First words of a sentence must be spelt with a capital letter. Funny!

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Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

Vulcan

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Registered: 2005-04-23

Posts: 224

Re: grand jokes

schoolboy!

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one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

Zach

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Registered: 2005-03-23

Posts: 2,075

Re: grand jokes

You also spelt 'school' wrong.

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Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

MathsIsFun

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Registered: 2005-01-21

Posts: 7,711

Re: grand jokes

They do it to annoy you, methinks

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"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

Zach

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Registered: 2005-03-23

Posts: 2,075

Re: grand jokes

I guessed.

^M'thinks.

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Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

insomnia

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Registered: 2005-03-23

Posts: 944

Re: grand jokes

Hey Zach. You should be at school. Not at home. Get your back side here now.

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Vulcan

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Registered: 2005-04-23

Posts: 224

Re: grand jokes

You also spelt 'school' wrong.

no I didn't write school wrong
thats perfectly correct

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one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

Vulcan

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Registered: 2005-04-23

Posts: 224

Re: grand jokes

Zach.......Zach.......Zach.......Zach.......Zach.......
why don't you come here and corect my spelling?

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one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

Vulcan

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Registered: 2005-04-23

Posts: 224

Re: grand jokes

Whoops, zach's a moderator!
better delete my 2 letters next year after he has read it!

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one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

Zach

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Registered: 2005-03-23

Posts: 2,075

Re: grand jokes

Alright. Send me the money to pay for the air fare and I'll be perfectly fine with coming to correct your spelling.

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Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

Vulcan

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Registered: 2005-04-23

Posts: 224

Re: grand jokes

better not
i though you were a ferret but you've changed
your the grim reeper

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one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

Vulcan

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Registered: 2005-04-23

Posts: 224

Re: grand jokes

sir!sir!
theres a grim reeper among us!
and he's a moderator!
OMG!
ooooooooohhhhhhh.....*crashes to the floor.fainted*

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one day, i couldn't find my hat
then it occured to me that i didn't have one
so i didn't where it!!!

Zach

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Registered: 2005-03-23

Posts: 2,075

Re: grand jokes

That's not the Grim Reaper. That's just a Reaper Plushie.

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Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

stewie

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Registered: 2005-03-28

Posts: 820

Re: grand jokes

same thing

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HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY 
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name

Roraborealis

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Registered: 2005-03-17

Posts: 1,594

Re: grand jokes

One is stuffed, one isn't.

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MathsIsFun

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Registered: 2005-01-21

Posts: 7,711

Re: grand jokes

As in stuffed with plushie-filling stuff I assume ...

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"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman