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#1 2006-10-26 20:54:26
- rida
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School jokes
Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler!
Dreams don't come true, you gotta make them come true.
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#2 2006-10-26 21:51:58
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Re: School jokes
Here's a rather lame joke I made:
Why do you have to pay for school?
Because you have to pay attention!
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#3 2006-10-27 02:56:25
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Ben: Mum, do I have to go to school?
Mum: For the last time Ben, you're thirty-two years old and you're the headmaster!
Bad speling makes me [sic]
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#4 2006-10-27 03:00:49
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Funny
Dreams don't come true, you gotta make them come true.
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#5 2006-10-27 03:04:02
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Q: What word is always spelled incorrectly?
A: Incorrectly!
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#6 2006-10-27 04:01:50
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Re: School jokes
Another lame joke I made:
Ms. Boone: I'm afraid your son is no longer welcome at our school.
Parent/Carer/Guardian: Why?
Ms. Boone: Well, he put f in front or the art sign, crossed out 'embly' on the assembly hall sign, and under the spoons poster, he crossed out the two s' and ns!
Parent/Carer/Guardian: (on appointment letter, is scratching out the s, b and e from Ms. Boone's name)
Ms. Boone: I guess it runs through the family.
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#7 2006-10-27 07:46:41
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Re: School jokes
More lame jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
son: Dad,my grades are under water.
Dad:What do you mean son?
son:There below C-level!
The world revolves around me. Deal with it. 
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#8 2006-10-27 08:32:55
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Re: School jokes
Another lame joke:
James: A B C D E F...
Teacher: James! This isn't preschool or an English class? Why on Earth are you singing the alphabet?
James: I'm singing in hex.
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#9 2006-10-27 10:48:20
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Re: School jokes
Ha, Ha ,Ha.......................................Very funny.
The world revolves around me. Deal with it.
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#10 2006-10-27 17:39:12
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Re: School jokes
Very Funny Indeed
Be Happy!
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#11 2022-11-01 21:59:59
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Re: School jokes
on the assembly hall sign
Wow your school teaches assembly in a hall?My school does not teach it at all!
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