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mathsyperson

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I know next week's lottery numbers

I can guarantee that the winning numbers of next week's national lottery are in the box below.
Please use discretion if you try using them, we wouldn't want to cause any suspicion.

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Jai Ganesh

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

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justlookingforthemoment

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

Bah, I actually fell for it.

espeon

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

me too lmfao! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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MathsIsFun

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

Aw...

Forecast: on Friday it will be ... Friday.

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rida

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

On Monday it will be sunny and the temperature will be

please kindly tell everyone you know.

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rida

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

How many people fell for it ?

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Devantè

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

I can't make any sense of it.

chatalot

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

I did, but I also thought that it would be out of date.

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espeon

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

urrrrrr is it something to do with global warming rida?

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rida

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

no

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lightning

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

i'm sorry but when r u gonna ever use that icon?!?
i hate global warming, it stinks!

im a dead man were all gonna die! AAAAAAhhhhhhhhh

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lightning

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

On Monday it will be sunny and the temperature will be

please kindly tell everyone you know.

im a dead man

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Big Mac

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

Very good - now I feel lucky! 

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Laterally Speaking

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

"...And the high temperature for tomorrow will be between 200 degrees F and -40 degrees F..." -- Jim Davis (Garfield)

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Daniel123

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

hahaha!

ooey

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

tommrow will be 2 days after yesterday

LQ

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

On Monday it will be sunny and the temperature will be

please kindly tell everyone you know.

The funny with this joke is that it is both impossible and contradicting, not to mention very "We are all gonna die"ish
From what most of us knows today anyway. There might be some special ecception somewhere, in exotic matter for instance.

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landof+

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

I can read your mind. Go

for a free sample.

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rida

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

I actually fell for it ! I guess everyone thinks I'm an idiot but I was actually thinking that.

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landof+

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

These... are all nonsensical ideas made up by certain members of this forum using

.

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Devantè

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

You can't read my mind.

EDIT: That does not mean that you are not capable of reading the words "my mind". Think of another context.

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mathsyperson

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

Careful, you're digging yourself a bit of a trap there.

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landof+

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

I was getting to that. Anyway I thought no one would notice the other context, the read 'my mind' and 'your mind' because I don't have a certain speech difficulty.

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makhmalee

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Re: I know next week's lottery numbers

Thanks Moderator i have that lottery! lolz.
join it